Walker's Law

I coined this 15 years ago but it's never been more true:

WALKER'S LAW: Any disagreement between two Americans will eventually become a political issue. No matter what the original subject.

Now it happens immediately... about ANYTHING! 

An old memory

At high school there was a vandal who left little poems scrawled onto desks. I always wondered who the author was, and it's amazing to me that, 30 plus years later, I still remember one of them.

Here it is:

Life Inside a Ping Pong Ball

by The Crazy Dwarf

Bounce, bounce, bounce. Puke, puke, puke. Bouncing around in a sea of puke. And now it's immortalised on the internet forever.