At high school there was a vandal who left little poems scrawled onto desks. I always wondered who the author was, and it's amazing to me that, 30 plus years later, I still remember one of them.
Here it is:
Life Inside a Ping Pong Ballby The Crazy Dwarf
Bounce, bounce, bounce.
Puke, puke, puke.
Bouncing around in a sea of puke.
And now it's immortalised on the internet forever.